(55 quotes found)
“Seize opportunity by the beard, for it is bald behind”
Bulgarian Proverb
“There's one thing about baldness - its neat”
Don Herold
“He makes fuzz come out of my bald patch!”
Charles Lindbergh
“We're all born bald, baby.”
Telly Savalas
“This movie is a toupee made up to look like honest baldness.”
Pauline Kael
“The guest at the lower end of the middle couch, with three hairs on his bald head and his scalp streaked with pigment, who is digging in his big mouth with a toothpick, is a fraud, Aefulanus, He has no teeth”
Marcus Aurelius
“Here we have a baby. It is composed of a bald head and a pair of lungs.”
Eugene Field
“There is nothing like instances to grow hair on a bald-headed argument.”
Mark Twain
“A flea on the top of a bald head.”
Chinese Proverbs
“I don't consider myself bald, I'm just taller than my hair.”
Seneca