(35 quotes found)
“On a traffic light green means go and yellow means yield, but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means where the hell did you get that banana at...”
Mitch Hedberg
“the shit is bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S”
Gwen Stefani
“I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.”
Chi Chi Rodriguez
“His venture sounds like a banana peel awaiting its victim.”
Charlotte Curtis
“My family would be supportive if I said I wanted to be a Martian, wear only banana skins, make love to ashtrays, and eat tree bark.”
Casey Affleck
“Riders said they were thrilled that someone had donated bananas at the museum when they stopped. They were surprised to learn that they had gone to that effort for the bikers. What started as a small, little welcome really blossomed into a marketing event.”
Deb Kapp
“It's an 800-pound gorilla devouring a banana. The analyst was required simply to stand there and to take it.”
Carl W. Ford Jr
“You know what? Fuel is what Fuel is, the X's are what the X's are. John used to band Banana Fish Zero had a lot of songs, too. But that's what that was, and that's where it's going to stay. So we're not doing any Banana Fish songs or Fuel songs, or any of the stuff that Chris and Mike have done in the past. We're doing the X's—that's what it's all about.”
Brett Scallions
“I know he respects me, he's fooling himself. I just hope he wears that banana hat in the ring.”
Danny Green
“The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech.”
Clifton Fadiman
