(38 quotes found)
“When your bank account is so overdrawn that it is positively photographic, steps must be taken.”
Dorothy Parker
“A hundred years from now it will not matter what my bank account was, the sort of house I lived in, or the kind of car I drove...but the world may be different because I was important in the life of a child.”
Forest E. Witcraft
“Believing would be easier if God would show himself by depositing a million dollars in a Swiss bank account in my name”
Woody Allen
“There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto”
Phyllis Diller
“"You are the only person alive who has sole custody of your life ...Your entire life ...Not just the life of your mind, but the life of your heart.Not just your bank account, but your soul."~ Anna Quindlen”
Anna Quindlen
“I don't have a bank account, because I don't know my mother's maiden name”
Paula Poundstone
“When two friends have a common bank account, one sings and the other weeps.”
Proverb
“Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.”
Irwin Corey
“I knew it was a risk, but the $2 million deposited in my off-shore bank account was worth it. I may go down as the worst ref in Super Bowl history, but I'm laughing all the way to the bank. $2 million is $2 million!”
Bill Leavy
“[The Dutch police] had already had their eye on these guys, but when they heard we had bank account numbers, their jaws dropped.”
Sean Sundwall
