(1226 quotes found)
“Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not even enough to buy one beer. Wait a minute, lemme count and make sure... not even close.”
Dan Castellaneta
“In Lowell, Indiana, there was a four-hour hostage standoff in a bank. The bank customers were made to line up and stand still for hours . . . just like in a regular visit.”
Bill Maher
“It is easier to rob by setting up a bank than by holding up a bank clerk.”
Bertolt Brecht
“When your bank account is so overdrawn that it is positively photographic, steps must be taken.”
Dorothy Parker
“I sincerely believe that banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies, and that the principles of spending money to be paid by posterity, under the name of funding, is but swindling futurity on a large scale”
Thomas Jefferson
“Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing.”
Chris Rock
“What is the robbing of a bank compared to the FOUNDING of a bank?”
“Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.”
Johnny Carson
“Four ducks on a pond, / A grass-bank beyond, / A blue sky of spring, / White clouds on the wing: / What a little thing / To remember for years - / To remember with tears!”
William Allingham
“We are seeing pioneers moving out to the Internet, banks that are taking transactions, retail shopping on the Internet, and although it's going to take most of a decade before most adults are turning to the Internet for a high percentage of their act”
Bill Gates
