(1182 quotes found)
“The male function is to produce sperm. We now have sperm banks.”
Valerie Solanas
“Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.”
Johnny Carson
“I sincerely believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. The issuing powers should be taken from the banks and restored to the people to whom it properly belongs.”
Thomas Jefferson
“One thing you learned as a Cubs fan: when you bought you ticket, you could bank on seeing the bottom of the ninth.”
Joe Garagiola
“I knew it was a risk, but the $2 million deposited in my off-shore bank account was worth it. I may go down as the worst ref in Super Bowl history, but I'm laughing all the way to the bank. $2 million is $2 million!”
Bill Leavy
“To him, money was like the toy bank notes in Monopoly: he wanted it, not for what it could buy, but because it was needed to play the game”
Ken Follet
“I can hold a note as long as the Chase National Bank.”
Ethel Merman
“You know that bank I used to cry all the way to? I bought it.”
Liberace
“When two friends have a common bank account, one sings and the other weeps.”
Proverb
“They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it's very busy, when they have one.”
Rita Rudner
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