(1226 quotes found)
“One thing you learned as a Cubs fan: when you bought you ticket, you could bank on seeing the bottom of the ninth.”
Joe Garagiola
“I knew it was a risk, but the $2 million deposited in my off-shore bank account was worth it. I may go down as the worst ref in Super Bowl history, but I'm laughing all the way to the bank. $2 million is $2 million!”
Bill Leavy
“They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it's very busy, when they have one.”
Rita Rudner
“History records that the money changers have used every form of abuse, intrigue, deceit, and violent means possible to maintain their control over governments by controlling money and its issuance.”
James Madison
“When two friends have a common bank account, one sings and the other weeps.”
Proverb
“Educating the natives of Borrioboola-Gha, on the left bank of the Niger.”
Charles Dickens
“A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain”
Mark Twain
“(after thanking media) It would have been impossible for us to develop our plan for the world if we had been subjected to the lights of publicity during those [40] years. But, the world is now more sophisticated and prepared to march towards a world government. The supranational sovereignty of an intellectual elite and world bankers is surely preferable to the national auto-determination practiced in past centuries.”
David Rockefeller
“The bank hath benefit of interest on all moneys which it creates out of nothing.”
William Paterson
“In the second quarter alone, we banked on at least 700 more patients who we couldn't treat because of the rule. Many patients who relied on these services will find it will be no longer available to them.”
Alan Sauber
