(1226 quotes found)
“A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.”
Robert Frost
“If you're robbing a bank and you're pants fall down, I think it's okay to laugh and to let the hostages laugh too, because, come on, life is funny.”
Jack Handy
“I sincerely believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. The issuing powers should be taken from the banks and restored to the people to whom it properly belongs.”
Thomas Jefferson
“A hundred years from now it will not matter what my bank account was, the sort of house I lived in, or the kind of car I drove...but the world may be different because I was important in the life of a child.”
Forest E. Witcraft
“How sweet the moonlight sleeps upon this bank.Here will we sit, and let the sounds of musicCreep in our ears; soft stillness, and the nightBecome the touches of sweet harmony.”
William Shakespeare
“When your bank account is so overdrawn that it is positively photographic, steps must be taken.”
Dorothy Parker
“Bank failures are caused by depositors who don't deposit enough money to cover losses due to mismanagement”
Dan Quayle
“Believing would be easier if God would show himself by depositing a million dollars in a Swiss bank account in my name”
Woody Allen
“"You are the only person alive who has sole custody of your life ...Your entire life ...Not just the life of your mind, but the life of your heart.Not just your bank account, but your soul."~ Anna Quindlen”
Anna Quindlen
