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“A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.”
Robert Frost
“A hundred years from now it will not matter what my bank account was, the sort of house I lived in, or the kind of car I drove...but the world may be different because I was important in the life of a child.”
Forest E. Witcraft
“When your bank account is so overdrawn that it is positively photographic, steps must be taken.”
Dorothy Parker
“Believing would be easier if God would show himself by depositing a million dollars in a Swiss bank account in my name”
Woody Allen
“If you're robbing a bank and you're pants fall down, I think it's okay to laugh and to let the hostages laugh too, because, come on, life is funny.”
Jack Handy
“How sweet the moonlight sleeps upon this bank.Here will we sit, and let the sounds of musicCreep in our ears; soft stillness, and the nightBecome the touches of sweet harmony.”
William Shakespeare
“Bank failures are caused by depositors who don't deposit enough money to cover losses due to mismanagement”
Dan Quayle
“If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem.”
Jean Paul Getty
“Civilization is a stream with banks. The stream is sometimes filled with from people , stealing, shouting and doing the things historians usually record, while on the banks, unnoticed, people build homes, make love, raise children, sing songs, write poetry and even whittle statues. The story of civilization is the story of what happened on the banks. Historians are pessimists because they ignore the banks for the river.”
Will Durant
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