(1182 quotes found)
“In Lowell, Indiana, there was a four-hour hostage standoff in a bank. The bank customers were made to line up and stand still for hours . . . just like in a regular visit.”
Bill Maher
“You don't put robbers to work in a bank”
American Proverb
“Each day of our lives we make deposits in the memory banks of our children.”
Charles R. Swindoll
“"You are the only person alive who has sole custody of your life ...Your entire life ...Not just the life of your mind, but the life of your heart.Not just your bank account, but your soul."~ Anna Quindlen”
Anna Quindlen
“It is easier to rob by setting up a bank than by holding up a bank clerk.”
Bertolt Brecht
“Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not even enough to buy one beer. Wait a minute, lemme count and make sure... not even close.”
Dan Castellaneta
“In life there are no winners, only assholes with Swiss Bank Accounts.”
Matthew Lotti
“There have been three great inventions since the beginning of time: fire, the wheel, and central banking”
Will Rogers
“When your bank account is so overdrawn that it is positively photographic, steps must be taken.”
Dorothy Parker
“The country is governed for the richest, for the corporations, the bankers, the land speculators, and for the exploiters of labor”
Helen Keller