(426 quotes found)
“If the world were a bar, America would currently be the angry drunk waving around a loaded gun. Yeah, the other people in the bar may be afraid of him, but they sure as hell don't respect him.”
Wil Wheaton
“I write to discover what I think. After all, the bars aren't open that early.”
Daniel J. Boorstin
“I get the Reese's candy bar, If you read it, there's an apostrophe. The candy bar is his. I didn't know that. Next time your eating a Reese's and some guy named Reese comes up to you and says let me have that. You better give it to him. I'm sorry Reece, I didn't think I would ever run into you.”
Mitch Hedberg
“I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there's never any gum under any of them.”
Emo Philips
“I don't look to jump over 7-foot bars: I look around for 1-foot bars that I can step over.”
Warren Buffett
“Since every record surely contains something offensive to someone, sticker them all. Make this as meaningless as the bar code.”
Michael Stipe
“It takes a lot of guts to get up on top of a bar and dance.”
Piper Perabo
“An architect's most useful tools are an eraser at the drafting board, and a wrecking bar at the site.”
Frank Lloyd Wright
“I don't like jail, they got the wrong kind of bars in there”
Charles Bukowski
“The beast in me Is caged by frail and fragile bars”
Johnny Cash
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