(430 quotes found)
“I get the Reese's candy bar, If you read it, there's an apostrophe. The candy bar is his. I didn't know that. Next time your eating a Reese's and some guy named Reese comes up to you and says let me have that. You better give it to him. I'm sorry Reece, I didn't think I would ever run into you.”
Mitch Hedberg
“I don't want to be that guy mumbling into his drink at a bar.”
Bill Murray
“The beast in me Is caged by frail and fragile bars”
Johnny Cash
“Please, O ye Lord, keep Jim Bakker behind bars.”
Dana Carvey
“Two solipsists walk into a bar, and one says to the other...”
Bill Bailey
“I was in a bar and I said to a friend, 'You know, we've become those 40-year-old guys we used to look at and say, 'Isn't it sad?”
George Clooney
“When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine”
David Brenner
“From bar mitzvah on, [S J Perelman] had dreamed of being a Jewish Robert Louis Stevenson.”
Israel Shenker
“When I'm out with my girlfriends at the bar, and I see some young 18-year old boy, just for fun I say, 'Hi honey. Do you like girls? Do you like girls exclusively? Oh, good.'”
Yasmine Bleeth
“Farrell's Bar in Brooklyn had urinals so large they looked like shower stalls for Toulouse-Lautrec.”
Joe Flaherty
