(428 quotes found)
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.”
Drew Carey
“If the world were a bar, America would currently be the angry drunk waving around a loaded gun. Yeah, the other people in the bar may be afraid of him, but they sure as hell don't respect him.”
Wil Wheaton
“I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there's never any gum under any of them.”
Emo Philips
“I write to discover what I think. After all, the bars aren't open that early.”
Daniel J. Boorstin
“I don't look to jump over 7-foot bars: I look around for 1-foot bars that I can step over.”
Warren Buffett
“I don't like jail, they got the wrong kind of bars in there”
Charles Bukowski
“I get the Reese's candy bar, If you read it, there's an apostrophe. The candy bar is his. I didn't know that. Next time your eating a Reese's and some guy named Reese comes up to you and says let me have that. You better give it to him. I'm sorry Reece, I didn't think I would ever run into you.”
Mitch Hedberg
“It takes a lot of guts to get up on top of a bar and dance.”
Piper Perabo
“An architect's most useful tools are an eraser at the drafting board, and a wrecking bar at the site.”
Frank Lloyd Wright
“We have wasted History like a bunch of drunks shooting dice back in the men's crapper of the local bar”
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