(63 quotes found)
“Don't point that beard at me, it might go off”
Groucho Marx
“All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.”
W. C. Fields
“Do not mistake a goats beard for a fine stallions tail”
Irish Sayings
“It's not a beard, it's an animal I've trained to sit very still.”
Bill Bailey
“I would like to thank Nasal Beard for that warm welcome. [Thanking Hazel Beard, mayor of Shreveport, Louisiana, in 1992”
George W. Bush
“Seize opportunity by the beard, for it is bald behind”
Bulgarian Proverb
“Have you not a moist eye, a dry hand, a yellow cheek, a white beard, a decreasing leg, an increasing belly? Is not your voice broken, your wind short, your chin double, your wit single, and every part about you blasted with antiquity?”
William Shakespeare
“Then a soldier, Full of strange oaths and bearded like the pard, Jealous in honor, sudden and quick in quarrel, Seeking the bubble reputation Even in the cannon's mouth”
“Not for a moment, beautiful aged Walt Whitman, have I failed to see your beard full of butterflies.”
Federico Garcia Lorca
“"Upon shaving off one's beard." The scissors cut the long-grown hair; the razor scrapes the remnant fuzz. Small-jawed, weak-chinned, bug-eyed, I stare at the forgotten boy I was.”
John Updike
