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“A wooden bed is better than a golden coffin.”
Russian Proverb
“Ask not the name of him who asks you for a bed. It is especially he whose name is a burden to him, who has need of an asylum (room).”
Victor Hugo
“Marriage is like life - it is a field of battle, not a bed of roses.”
Robert Louis Stevenson
“No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick.”
Erma Bombeck
“I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark.”
Muhammad Ali
“It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins”
Chinese Proverbs
“Every man I knew went to bed with Gilda... and woke up with me.”
Rita Hayworth
“If you think you're too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito.”
Betty Reese
“My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!”
Henny Youngman
“One of the paramount reasons for staying attractive is so you can have somebody to go to bed with”
Helen Gurley Brown
