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“I was lying in bed one night and couldn't sleep, and it just dawned on me there wasn't one in here. I think it should be here.”
Chris Drury
“Often times, we have to hold patients in our ED that are waiting for a bed on the inpatient side. That's a challenge, since our Emergency Department is one of the busiest in the state.”
James Karaman
“Not long ago, the governor smoked a cigar, came to bed and tried to kiss her, 'and I almost threw up,' Marsha says. 'I had to go brush my teeth at 1 o'clock in the morning.'”
The Clarion-Ledger
“Seven beers followed by two Scotches and a thimble of marijuana and it's funny how sleep comes all on it's own.”
David Sedaris
“For I've been born and I've been wed. All of man's peril comes of bed.”
Contributed by: Andy James
C.H. Webb
“If I can find something with a pulse willing to share my bed, why would I narrow the field of options by discriminating on the basis of gender, species or degree of relative consciousness? So, the answer to your question is, "yes", I let my dog on the bed.”
Jules Carlysle - Famous Canadian Author
““If I can find something with a pulse willing to share my bed, why would I narrow the field of options by discriminating on the basis of gender, species or degree of relative consciousness? So, the answer to your question is, "yes", I sleep with my dog””
Jules Carlysle - Famous Canadian Author & Humorist
“Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy wealthy and wise.”
Benjamin Franklin
“I believe in a higher power and I believe in good and bad, right and wrong. You sleep in the bed you make.”
Leif Garrett
“There is one death bed repentance recorded in the Bible (the thief on the cross), so that no one despair, but there is ONLY one, so that no one will presume.”
Matthew Henry