(491 quotes found)
“I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.”
Dan Castellaneta
“Now, son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies and kids with fake IDs.”
“Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.”
“Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes & dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than to be selfish and worry about my liver.' ”
Jack Handey
“Here's a toast to the roast that good fellowship lends, With the sparkle of beer and wine; May its sentiment always be deeper, my friends, Than the foam at the top of the stein”
Anonymous Toast
“I'm an old-fashioned guy... I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking at a lake or something.”
Johnny Depp
“I'm a country songwriter and we write cry-in-your-beer songs. That's what we do. Something that you can slow dance to.”
Willie Nelson
“And the bar tender says to Renee Descartes, "Another beer?" And Descartes says, "I think not," and disappears”
Alfred Bester
“Yes, sir. I'm a real Southern boy. I got a red neck, white socks, and Blue Ribbon beer.”
Billy Carter
“Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs”
Dwight David Eisenhower
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