(507 quotes found)
“Homer no function beer well without.”
Dan Castellaneta
“Marijuana is like Coors beer. If you could buy the damn stuff at a Georgia filling station, you'd decide you wouldn't want it.”
Billy Carter
“I'm a country songwriter and we write cry-in-your-beer songs. That's what we do. Something that you can slow dance to.”
Willie Nelson
“The government will fall that raises the price of beer.”
Czech Proverb
“Managing an advertising agency isn't all beer and skittles. After fourteen years of it, I have come to the conclusion that the top man has one principle responsibility: to provide an atmosphere in which creative mavericks can do useful work.”
David Ogilvy
“The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least four times a week have the highest bone density. They need it - they're the ones falling down the most.”
Jay Leno
“And the bar tender says to Renee Descartes, "Another beer?" And Descartes says, "I think not," and disappears”
Alfred Bester
“Women, Can't live with 'em, Pass the beer nuts.”
Norm Peterson
“I know of a brewer who sells more of his beer to the people who never see his advertising than to the people who see it every week. Bad advertising can unsell a product.”
“They (the British) are like their own beer; froth on top, dregs at bottom, the middle excellent”
Voltaire
