(491 quotes found)
“Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
Benjamin Franklin
“Men are nicotine-soaked, beer-besmirched, whiskey-greased, red-eyed devils.”
Carry Nation
“Religions change, but beer and wine remain”
Harvey Allen
“Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger
“Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.”
Ed O'Neill
“The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least four times a week have the highest bone density. They need it - they're the ones falling down the most.”
Jay Leno
“Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.”
Jack Nicholson
“Marijuana is like Coors beer. If you could buy the damn stuff at a Georgia filling station, you'd decide you wouldn't want it.”
Billy Carter
“If you guys are going to be throwing beer bottles at us, at least make sure they're full.”
Dave Mustaine
“Women, Can't live with 'em, Pass the beer nuts.”
Norm Peterson
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