(491 quotes found)
“The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.”
Egyptian Proverb
“You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer”
Frank Zappa
“Payday came and with it beer”
Rudyard Kipling
“I know of a brewer who sells more of his beer to the people who never see his advertising than to the people who see it every week. Bad advertising can unsell a product.”
David Ogilvy
“When you invite the whole world to your party, inevitably someone pees in the beer.”
Xeni Jardin
“The government will fall that raises the price of beer.”
Czech Proverb
“There are those who love to get dirty and fix things. They drink coffee at dawn, beer after work. And those who stay clean, just appreciate things. At breakfast they have milk and juice at night. There are those who do both, they drink tea.”
Gary Snyder
“They (the British) are like their own beer; froth on top, dregs at bottom, the middle excellent”
Voltaire
“Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine”
David Moulton
“I'd like to have a beer-holder on my guitar like they have on boats.”
James Hetfield
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