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“I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.”
Winston Churchill
“The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there”
Betty Grable
“The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers.”
Dave Barry
“It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics and chemistry”
Henry Louis Mencken
“The three words women most want to hear from a man are, "You lost weight"”
Lori Gottlieb
“Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.”
Joseph Conrad
“A woman has a much better chance than a man of acquittal on a murder charge. If she happens to be a blonde her chances rise about 45 percent.”
John McGeorge
“The cool thing about being famous is traveling. I have always wanted to travel across seas, like to Canada and stuff.”
Britney Spears
“I will never be the woman with the perfect hair, who can wear white and not spill on it.”
Sex and the City
“Human beings, vegetables, or comic dust, we all dance to a mysterious tune, intoned in the distance by an invisible player”
Albert Einstein
