(215 quotes found)
“My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. So which ones the real hero?”
Mitch Hedberg
“Why slap them on the wrist with feather when you can belt them over the head with a sledgehammer.”
Katharine Hepburn
“Respect your efforts, respect yourself. Self-respect leads to self-discipline. When you have both firmly under your belt, that's real power.”
Clint Eastwood
“Superman don't need no seat belt.”
Muhammad Ali
“He's too nervous to kill himself. He wears his seat belt in a drive-in movie.”
Neil Simon
“I used to get spanked. Yeah, my mother used to line us up and we'd get it with the belt. I think she was into music, cause we were all different sizes like a xylophone. But I've been through therapy, I'm OK now.”
Cyndi Lauper
“We are eager to use the occultation technique to probe for atmospheres around large Kuiper belt objects.”
Jim Elliot
“Nobel prize money is a life-belt thrown to a swimmer who has already reached the shore in safety”
George Bernard Shaw
“It's not the bite of the snake that kills you, it's the poison left behind.”
Tom Callos
“You see this seat belt? There is too much slack, and so it doesn't secure the baby's seat tight enough.”
Barbara Matthews
