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“Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age.”
Victor Hugo
“The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday”
Paris Hilton
“The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.”
Lucille Ball
“I never know what to get my father for his birthday. I gave him a hundred dollars and said, 'Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.' So he went out and bought a present for my mother.”
Rita Rudner
“Fly free and happy beyond birthdays and across forever, and we'll meet now and then when we wish, in the midst of the one celebration that never can end.”
Richard Bach
“A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.”
Erma Bombeck
“For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.”
Stephen Wright
“How many observe Christ's birthday! How few, his precepts! O! 'tis easier to keep holidays than commandments.”
Benjamin Franklin
“Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.”
Ogden Nash
“Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake, we know it's notto be, that for the rest of our sad, wretched pathetic lives, this is who we areto the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably; happy birthday? No such thing.”
Jerry Seinfeld
