(3 quotes found)
“Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.”
Helen Rowland
“You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.”
Bob Hope
“Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang Happy Birthday.”
Stephen Wright
