(471 quotes found)
“The "I just woke up" face of your 30's is the "all day long" face of your 40's”
Libby Reid
“I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'”
Steven Wright
“People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.”
George F. Burns
“It's my birthday. I'm officially old. [Carrie on her 35th Birthday]”
Sex and the City
“The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything: the young know everything.”
Oscar Wilde
“To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am.”
Bernard M. Baruch
“Midnight, and the clock strikes. It is Christmas Day, the werewolves birthday, the door of the solstice still wide enough open to let them all slink through.”
Angela Carter
“At 20 years of age the will reigns; at 30 the wit; at 40 the judgement.”
Benjamin Franklin
“I don't like to get things during the year, ... I like to wait for my birthday or Christmas. I may see something that I'll say, 'I'd really like that for my birthday.' I like to have things to look forward to.”
Dakota Fanning
“The day which we fear as our last is but the birthday of eternity.”
Seneca