(556 quotes found)
“May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine.”
Frank Sinatra
“The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday”
Paris Hilton
“A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.”
Erma Bombeck
“I never know what to get my father for his birthday. I gave him a hundred dollars and said, 'Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.' So he went out and bought a present for my mother.”
Rita Rudner
“Fly free and happy beyond birthdays and across forever, and we'll meet now and then when we wish, in the midst of the one celebration that never can end.”
Richard Bach
“The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.”
Lucille Ball
“Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake, we know it's notto be, that for the rest of our sad, wretched pathetic lives, this is who we areto the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably; happy birthday? No such thing.”
Jerry Seinfeld
“Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.”
Ogden Nash
“Whatever with the past has gone, the best is always yet to come.”
Lucy Larcom
“Men are like wine - some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.”
Pope John XXIII
