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“I'm no angel, but I've spread my wings a bit.”
Mae West
“As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it that was very pleasurable - until I realized it wasn't a nectarine at all, but A HUMAN HEAD!”
Jack Handy
“If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I think it's okay to feed some bits of your friend to one of the vultures, to teach him to do some tricks. But only if you're serious about adopting the vulture.”
“Cloning may be good and it may be bad. Probably it's a bit of both. The question must not be greeted with reflex hysteria but decided quietly, soberly and on it's own merits. We need less emotion and more thought.”
Richard Dawkins
“I feel that I've grown up a little bit and I'm actually ready to settle down.”
Peter Steele
“To say 'well done' to any bit of good work is to take hold of the powers which have made the effort and strengthen them beyond our knowledge.”
Phillip Brooks
“Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them.”
John Shirley
“We're here for a reason. I believe a bit of the reason is to throw little torches out to lead people through the dark.”
Whoopi Goldberg
“No man but feels more of a man in the world if he have a bit of ground that he can call his own. However small it is on the surface, it is four thousand miles deep; and that is a very handsome property.”
Charles Dudley Warner
“One has to completely humiliate oneself to be what the Beatles were . . . . It happened bit by bit, until . . . you're doing exactly what you don't want to do with people you can't stand -- the people you hated when you were ten.”
John Lennon
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