(407 quotes found)
“Well, I finally received an award from The Writer’s Guild. 'To author Bob Miller, whose work reads like a morgue report on Wikipedia.'”
Bobby W. Miller
“Sometimes just by changing a couple of words in a paragraph about someone blowing their brains out can give the reader a chuckle and make it all worthwhile.”
“Take the hypocrites out of the USA and you couldn't fill all the seats in a Corvette.”
“If there is a heaven, like Saul of Tarsus, Christopher Hitchens is in it. If there is a hell, like Lucifer, Jerry Falwell is in it.”
“I don’t watch sporting events since the winners are predetermined in far more of these events than people want to know. Guessing which contest isn't rigged is like trying to guess which priest isn't a pedophile.”
“Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back,”
Ben Affleck
“Facts are collateral damage wherever the talking snake calls home.”
“I’m getting old and my memory is not as trustworthy as it once was, but I do not remember meeting a coward who wasn’t a liar or a liar who wasn’t a coward.”
“Speaking of the Twin Towers, nothing pleases me more than to see Americans get what they ask for.”
“The herbivores are welcome to share this planet with me, but if they decide it's their way or no way, then they just might get the chance to eat from the roots up.”
