(122 quotes found)
“When the itch is inside the boot, scratching outside provides little consolation”
Chinese Proverbs
“They would not be smart enough to pour piss out of their boots, if the instructions were written on the sole”
Garrison Keillor
“A lie travels round the world, while Truth is putting on her boots”
Charles H. Spurgeon
“Admittedly, a homosexual can be conditioned to react sexually to a woman, or to an old boot for that matter. In fact, both homo -- and heterosexual experimental subjects have been conditioned to react sexually to an old boot, and you can save a lot of money that way.”
William S. Burroughs
“What fates impose, that men must needs abide; It boots not to resist both wind and tide”
William Shakespeare
“Having a few pairs of boots, which can go with a variety of lengths, is really functional.”
Valerie Steele
“There is only one satisfying way to boot a computer.”
J. H. Goldfuss
“Beware of fishing for compliments - you might come up with a boot”
Carol Weston
“When I can't stretch to kiss my boots, I know it'll be time to hang them up!”
Darren Currie
“Do not crush the flowers of wisdom with the hobnail boots of cynicism.”
Bill Bailey
