(183 quotes found)
“I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.”
Dorothy Parker
“Pleasure for one hour, a bottle of wine. Pleasure for one year a marriage; but pleasure for a lifetime, a garden.”
Chinese Proverbs
“The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!”
Dan Castellaneta
“A narrow neck keeps the bottle from being emptied in one swig.”
Irish Proverb
“A bottle of wine begs to be shared; I have never met a miserly wine lover.”
Clifton Fadiman
“I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.”
Fred Allen
“If you guys are going to be throwing beer bottles at us, at least make sure they're full.”
Dave Mustaine
“A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle”
Charles Baudelaire
“Examine the contents, not the bottle”
The Talmud
“The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.”
Chi Chi Rodriguez
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