(393 quotes found)
“We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.”
Rita Rudner
“The higher education so much needed today is not given in the school, is not to be bought in the market place, but it has to be wrought out in each one of us for himself; it is the silent influence of character on character.”
William Osler
“I would rather be the man who bought the Brooklyn Bridge than the man who sold it”
Will Rogers
“We just bought this house. It's too big. It's like 400,000 square feet, or something. We got an indoor lake and ski slope in the house! It's just too big.”
Adam Sandler
“And they bought an Owl, and a useful Cart,/ And a pound of Rice, and a Cranberry Tart.”
Edward Lear
“Watch out sister, watch out brother, watch our childer while they kill each other with a gun they bought at Wal-Mart discount stores.”
Sheryl Crow
“When stocks are attractive, you buy them. Sure, they can go lower. I've bought stocks at $12 that went to $2, but then they later went to $30. You just don't know when you can find the bottom.”
Peter Lynch
“I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.”
Stephen Wright
“I bought an occassional table........sometimes it's a microwave oven.”
Steven Wright
“I have bought golden opinions from all sorts of people.”
William Shakespeare