(947 quotes found)
“One thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse”
Jack Handy
“Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.”
Stephen Wright
“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.”
Emo Philips
“You must empty a box before you fill it again”
Irish Sayings
“I don't even know how to use a parking meter, let alone a phone box.”
Princess Diana
“People who leave Washington do so by way of the box... ballet or coffin.”
Claiborne Pell
“Start each day out the holy way..with Christ Chex, it's a miracle in a bowl. Just open the box and you hear AHHHHH....and then a lil' angel flies out and says 'good morning, life is beautiful!'”
Dane Cook
“Little boxes made of ticky-tacky, and they all look just the same”
Pete Seeger
“To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other”
“I'm moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes...”
