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“When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.”
Mark Twain
“Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button.”
Dan Castellaneta
“Boys frustrate me. I hate all their indirect messages, I hate game playing. Do you like me or don't you? Just tell me so I can get over you.”
Kirsten Dunst
“For some unknown reason, bad-boys draw you in despite the fact that they are jerks.”
Alexis Bledel
“When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.”
Clarence Darrow
“How tall are you big boy?Six foot nine inches!Let's go up to my place and talk about the nine inches!”
Mae West
“There was a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it”
C.S. Lewis
“You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I bet he was glad to get rid of it”
Groucho Marx
“The God to whom little boys say their prayers has a face very like their mother's”
James Matthew Barrie
“The code of the schoolyard, Marge! The rules that teach a boy to be a man. Let's see. Don't tattle. Always make fun of those different from you. Never say anything, unless you're sure everyone feels exactly the same way you do.”
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