(578 quotes found)
“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
Robin Williams
“"Pooh," said Rabbit kindly, "you haven't any brain." "I know," said Pooh humbly.”
Winnie the Pooh
“My brain? That´s my second favourite organ.”
Woody Allen
“Those who are clever, who have a Brain, never understand anything.”
“The Brain is wider than the sky.”
Emily Dickinson
“You know you've got to exercise your brain just like your muscles.”
Will Rogers
“Many complain of their looks, but none of their brains”
Yiddish Proverb
“Alright Brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But lets just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer.”
Homer Simpson
“Memory, the warder of the brain.”
William Shakespeare
“You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I bet he was glad to get rid of it”
Groucho Marx
