(114 quotes found)
“He that but looketh on a plate of ham and eggs to lust after it hath already committed breakfast with it in his heart”
C.S. Lewis
“I was at this restaurant. The sign said "Breakfast Anytime." So I ordered French Toast in the Renaissance.”
Steven Wright
“Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.”
Lewis Carroll
“I must have a drink of breakfast.”
W. C. Fields
“I went to a cafe that advertised breakfast anytime, so I ordered French Toast during the Rennaisance.”
Stephen Wright
“You may have a dog that won't sit up, roll over or even cook breakfast, not because she's too stupid to learn how but because she's too smart to bother”
Rick Horowitz
“Feedback is the breakfast of champions.”
Ken Blanchard
“DEJEUNER, n. The breakfast of an American who has been in Paris. Variously pronounced.”
Ambrose Bierce
“All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast.”
John Gunther
“I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.”