(108 quotes found)
“Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid.”
Dave Barry
“B is for Breasts Of which ladies have two; Once prized for the function, Now for the view”
Robert Paul Smith
“Out started six officers, seized my bridle, put their pistols to my breast, ordered me to dismount, which I did. One of them, who appeared to have the command there, and much of a gentleman, asked me where I came from; I told him. He asked what time I left . I told him, he seemed surprised, said ''Sir, may I crave your name?'' I answered ''My name is Revere.”
Paul Revere
“Breast and bosoms I have known Of varied shapes and sizes From poignant disappointments To jubilant surprises”
Waldo Pierce
“Whereat, with blade, with bloody blameful blade,He bravely broached his boiling bloody breast.”
William Shakespeare
“No one who has seen a baby sinking back satiated from the breast and falling asleep with flushed cheeks and a blissful smile can escape the reflection that this picture persists as a prototype of the expression of sexual satisfaction in later life.”
Sigmund Freud
“I just accepted them [my breasts] as a great accessory to every outfit.”
Jennifer Love Hewitt
“Pamela Anderson Lee released a statement confirming that she has had her breast implants removed. Doctors say that Pamela is doing fine and that her old implants are now dating Charlie Sheen.”
Conan O'Brien
“Is pale cold cowardice in noble breasts.”
“I do wish my breasts were bigger. Not big... but less small.”
Calista Flockhart
