(36 quotes found)
“Bob Dole is going to be appearing in a Pepsi commercial with Britney Spears. Yeah, apparently Dole says that if this doesn't cure his erectile dysfunction, nothing will.”
Conan O'Brien
“How can you not like Britney Spears?”
Lindsay Lohan
“Britney and I show a little tummy and it's like, 'Oh My God.' But N'Sync or Backstreet Boys will do repeated pelvic thrusts to an audience of pre-pubescent girls and nobody says anything!”
Christina Aguilera
“I prefer Christina Aguilera to Britney Spears - loved her VOICE, what a voice!”
Orlando Bloom
“Britney would make a better prostitute than Christina. She's thicker.”
Snoop Dogg
“Sometimes it's Britney Spears and sometimes it's Carrie Fisher. I can't tell if I've got a Lolita complex or an Oedipus complex.”
Ben Affleck
“Perhaps the Lions are saving themselves. Then again, that's what Britney Spears used to say, and I didn't believe her, either.”
Michael Rosenberg
“To get a big hit single you've got to go a bit dance. You've got to go a bit Britney. I don't think I can do that - well, I could but it wouldn't look very seemly!”
Paul McCartney
“Britney painted her finger nails and it really seemed like they had a blast.”
Shar Jackson
“Britney hopes the gentleman is OK.”
Kevin Federline
