(1121 quotes found)
“George Bush hates midgets.”
Chris Rock
“It's hard for me to listen to President Bush invoking my father's memory to attack John Kerry. Senator Kerry has demonstrated his courage and commitment to a stronger America throughout his entire career. President Kennedy inspired and united the country and so will John Kerry. President Bush is doing just the opposite.”
Caroline Kennedy Schlossberg
“I think that they [Bush Administration] are men who are possessed of evil.”
Harry Belafonte
“George Bush taking credit for the wall coming down is like the rooster taking credit for the sun rising.”
Al Gore
“There the Bush Administration has offered only a merry go-round policy. They got up on their high horse, whooped and hollered, rode around in circles, and ended right back where they'd started.”
Senator John Kerry
“You know he[George W. Bush] is there[in the White House] illegally. You know he was not elected either by the popular vote or by the vote in Florida.”
Michael Moore
“My family got all over me because they said Bush is only for the rich people. Then I reminded them, 'Hey, I'm rich'.”
Charles Barkley
“In a prime-time address, President Bush said he backed limited federal funding for stem cell research. That's right, the President said, this is a quote, the research could help cure brain diseases like Alzheimer's, Parkinson's, and whatever it is I have.”
Conan O'Brien
“I don't know Laura Bush. But she seems to be calm, and she has a sparkle in her eye, which is good. But I don't know that she's ever had a real job - I mean, since she's been grown up.”
Teresa Heinz Kerry
“President Bush unveiled his new economic stimulus plan this week. It was reported that if the plan passes the president himself would save $44,000 in taxes, Dick Cheney would save $327,000, and you could afford to take the whole family down to Burger King to pick up job applications.”
Tina Fey