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“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
Robin Williams
“Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.”
Albert Einstein
“Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.”
Oscar Wilde
“When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.”
Elayne Boosler
“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”
“Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.”
“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
Robert A. Heinlein
“A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one”
Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings
