(155 quotes found)
“A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges.”
Benjamin Franklin
“Dost thou think because thou art virtuous there shall be no more cakes and ale?”
William Shakespeare
“I went to the store to bye a candle holder. They didn't have one so I got a cake.”
Mitch Hedberg
“You can't have your cake and eat it too”
Proverb
“You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, "See if you can blow this out."”
Jerry Seinfeld
“A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it”
Danielle Steel
“My cake is dough.”
“Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.”
Jim Davis
“Sex and the City to me never really was about sex, that was kind of the icing on the cake. Success is the new sex.”
Candace Bushnell
“Let them eat cake.”
Marie Antoinette