(189 quotes found)
“Dost thou think because thou art virtuous there shall be no more cakes and ale?”
William Shakespeare
“A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges.”
Benjamin Franklin
“I went to the store to bye a candle holder. They didn't have one so I got a cake.”
Mitch Hedberg
“You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, "See if you can blow this out."”
Jerry Seinfeld
“My cake is dough.”
“You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.”
Bob Hope
“A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it”
Danielle Steel
“Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.”
Jim Davis
“You can't have your cake and eat it too”
Proverb
“Sex and the City to me never really was about sex, that was kind of the icing on the cake. Success is the new sex.”
Candace Bushnell
