(446 quotes found)
“I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.”
Dan Quayle
“You haven't lived until you've died in California”
Mort Sahl
“When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both states.”
Will Rogers
“Whatever starts in California unfortunately has an inclination to spread.”
Jimmy Carter
“I wouldn't live in California. All that sun makes you sterile.”
Alan Alda
“California is a tragic country - like Palestine, like every Promised Land”
Christopher Isherwood
“We need Hawaii just as much and a good deal more than we did California. It is Manifest Destiny.”
William McKinley
“Yesterday, Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he would run for governor of California. The announcement was good news for Florida residents who now live in the second flakiest state in the country.”
Conan O'Brien
“I'm happy wherever I go, whatever I do. I'm happy in Iowa, I'm happy here in California.”
Ashton Kutcher
“The big political news, Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he's running for governor of California, and already, people are chanting, 'Four more vowels, four more vowels.'”
Craig Kilborn