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“I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can be together all the time.”
Calvin & Hobbes
“Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.”
“We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are.”
“People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.”
“- "I've been thinking Hobbes --"- "On a weekend?"- "Well, it wasn't on purpose..."”
“Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated THEN!”
“-You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood. -What mood is that? -Last-minute panic.”
“Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.”
“County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that's the problem. I don't know how to spell it and I'm not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I'll stop you when...Hello?”
“Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.”
