(44 quotes found)
“Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.”
Calvin & Hobbes
“County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that's the problem. I don't know how to spell it and I'm not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I'll stop you when...Hello?”
“Don't walk away! I'm trying to apologize you dumb noodleloaf!”
“Girls are like slugs. They serve some purpose but it's hard to imagine what.”
“Who was the first guy that look at a cow and said," I think that I'll drink whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze them?”
“Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.”
“Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.”
Bill Watterson
“History is the fiction we invent to persuade ourselves that events are knowable and that life has order and direction.”
“What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?”
“God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.”
