(81 quotes found)
“[At first, I just randomly turned the pages. Page 95, Volume 1, Calvin and Hobbes are sitting under a tree.] Do you think there is a God? ... Well, somebody's out to get me.”
Calvin & Hobbes
“Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success, flat stretches of boring routine, and valleys of frustration and failure.”
“Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.”
“Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.”
“Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world's problems?”
“Calvin Coolidge was the greatest man who ever came out of Plymouth Corner, Vermont”
Clarence Darrow
“Girls are like slugs. They serve some purpose but it's hard to imagine what.”
“Don't walk away! I'm trying to apologize you dumb noodleloaf!”
“[Calvin: A 6-year-old boy who thinks like a grown-up and fantasizes like a child.] Calvin is very frenetic, ... The thing I like about him is that he's very curious, and everything in the world is new to him.”
Bill Watterson
“Who was the first guy that look at a cow and said," I think that I'll drink whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze them?”
