(1990 quotes found)
“If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.”
Earl Wilson
“Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear”
Dave Barry
“Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments.”
Erma Bombeck
“I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.”
Woody Allen
“I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.”
Will Shriner
“So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give me a lift?" I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.'”
Tommy Cooper
“the winner ain't the one with the fastest car its the one who refuses to lose”
Dale Earnhardt
“I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES.”
Dan Castellaneta
“If any demonstrator ever lays down in front of my car, it'll be the last car he'll ever lay down in front of”
George Wallace
“When buying a used car, punch the buttons on the radio. If all the stations are rock and roll, there's a good chance the transmission is shot.”
Larry Lujack
