(1963 quotes found)
“Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear”
Dave Barry
“Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments.”
Erma Bombeck
“the winner ain't the one with the fastest car its the one who refuses to lose”
Dale Earnhardt
“I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.”
Woody Allen
“So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give me a lift?" I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.'”
Tommy Cooper
“I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.”
Will Shriner
“I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES.”
Dan Castellaneta
“If you don't drink, smoke, or drive a car, you're a tax evader.”
Thomas S. Foley
“Is it sufficient that you have learned to drive the car, or shall we look and see what is under the hood? Most people go through life without ever knowing.”
Dr. June Singer
“[after pulling his car up onto the sidewalk]Is this not a reasonable place to park?”
Johnny Depp
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