(51 quotes found)
“Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit”
George Carlin
“People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don't care what people think”
“I couldn't commit suicide if my life depended on it”
“Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who would be willing to test any drug they could come up with”
“Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.”
“You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans”
“The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept”
“Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did”
“When someone is impatient and says, "I haven't got all day," I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day?”
“I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work.”
