(51 quotes found)
“Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did”
George Carlin
“Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac”
“When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat.”
“Think off-center.”
“One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like”
“Baseball is the only major sport that appears backward in a mirror”
“I believe you can joke about anything.”
“There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.”
“I’ve often wondered, since I was the moron that Billy Hicks and George Carlin were talking about, why I laughed?”
Bobby W. Miller
“In comic strips, the person on the right always speaks first.”
