(51 quotes found)
“By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth”
George Carlin
“You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar”
“When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands”
“We will never be an advanced civilization as long as rain showers can delay the launching of a space rocket”
“If you think there's a solution, you're part of the problem”
“If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?”
“Some people think of the glass as half full. Some people think of the glass as half empty. I think of the glass as too big.”
“Oh Beautiful for smoggy skies, insecticided grain,For strip-mined mountain's majesty above the asphalt plain.America, America, man sheds his waste on thee,And hides the pines with billboard signs, from sea to oily sea.”
“Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established.”
“Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things”
