(1245 quotes found)
“Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.”
W. C. Fields
“If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like "Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!" and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, "That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice." Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink.”
Jack Handy
“Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers.”
Leonard Brandwein
“A boy carries out suggestions more wholeheartedly when he understands their aim.”
Sir Robert Baden-Powell
“I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too.”
Jack Benny
“I would rather have a big burden and a strong back, than a weak back and a caddy to carry life's luggage”
Elbert Hubbard
“It's amazing to me that one of the world's most feared diseases would be carried by one of the world's smallest animals: the real tiny dog.”
“Only fools live in the past or carry envy to the present.”
Chi Chi Rodriguez
“It follows that any commander in chief who undertakes to carry out a plan which he considers defective is at fault; he must put forth his reasons, insist on the plan being changed, and finally tender his resignation rather than be the instrument of h”
Napoleon Bonaparte
