(33 quotes found)
“Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.”
Jim Davis
“Thus, be every device from the stick to the carrot, the emaciated Austrian donkey is made to pull the Nazi barrow up an ever-steepening hill”
Winston Churchill
“If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.”
Mitch Hedberg
“There are some oligarchs that make me want to bite them just as one crunches into a carrot or a radish.”
Evita Perón
“How 'bout them transparent dangling carrots”
Alanis Morisette
“We could probably win more often if we were willing to deploy seasoned personnel and equip them with sufficient carrots and sticks.”
Thomas M. Franck
“Some prefer carrot while others like cabbage”
Irish Sayings
“A dish of carrot hastily cooked may still has soil uncleaned off the vegetable.”
Chinese Proverbs
“We made miniature snowmen. Instead of carrots, we used Fruit Loops. Some kids were sorry they couldn't take it with them.”
Dave Richards
“I don't do carrots.”
John Bolton
