(1991 quotes found)
“I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving.”
Stephen Wright
“The greatest pleasure when I started making money was not buying cars or yachts but finding myself able to have as many freshly typed drafts as possible.”
Gore Vidal
“Wish on everything. Pink cars are good, especially old ones. And stars of course, first stars and shooting stars. Planes will do if they are the first light in the sky and look like stars. Wish in tunnels, holding your breath and lifting your feet off the ground. Birthday candles. Baby teeth.”
Francesca Lia Block
“In Paris, one is always reminded of being a foreigner. If you park your car wrong, it is not the fact that it's on the sidewalk that matters, but the fact that you speak with an accent.”
Roman Polanski
“Men are superior to women, for one thing they can urinate from a speeding car”
Will Durst
“I don't like driving very much. That makes me very unhappy, because I scream a lot in the car, but other than that, life is actually pretty good.”
Whoopi Goldberg
“I have an underwater camera just in case I crash my car into a river, and at the last minute I see a photo opportunity of a fish that I have never seen.”
Mitch Hedberg
“Did ye not hear it? - No; 'twas but the wind, / Or the car rattling o'er the stony street;/ On with the dance! let joy be unconfined; / No sleep till morn, when Youth and Pleasure meet / To chase the glowing Hours with flying feet.”
Lord Byron
“If you don't drink, smoke, or drive a car, you're a tax evader.”
Thomas S. Foley
“Storing your car in New York is safer than entering it in a demolition derby. But not much.”
Daniel S. Greenberg
